【Beauty】
Knew Hangzhou is a beautiful place. Therefore, before not to Hangzhou, I thought, to Hangzhou, we must to see beauty. The train, they begin to walk around feeling Si Xiali where beauty can be a long stroll in the streets is also not seen. I can not help Yangtianzhangtan: "It came late, if born in the era of like a beauty."
The next day, we visit the West Lake. The Sudi when you are walking in the crowd unexpectedly found a beautiful, tall, white face, walking wind put lotus leaf, Graceful. I immediately lamented: "The Who Hangzhou, there is no beauty, but just did not hit!" I am glad it is here, only heard not far away in front of a hand-held flags and other guides to the beauty cried: "Jilin friend's attention, I now begin to introduce the history of the West Lake. "I heard, almost Yun Cai.
】 【Tricks up their sleeves
West Lake tour boat, the boat tour guide, introducing the Leifeng Pagoda, the added element of ridicule: "Leifeng Pagoda drained, the White Snake won the liberation of status has risen since then, the local men will be suffering from a kinds of diseases, called 'wife tube Yan', then the disease rapidly spread throughout the country. tourists if there are suffering from this disease, after disembarking to spend 5 yuan, buy a Pagoda on the model home to wife photo pressure in the following can be proud of. "I heard, I think of my colleagues named Xiao Liu is a typical" wife tube strict ", so he bought a model of Leifeng Pagoda. Go back to give him, and also repeatedly admonished must not let his wife know.
Two weeks later, I found that named Xiao Liu's face not only did not improve, and the cheeky dishes, so they can not help but ask to ask the situation, before we know named Xiao Liu recently by "abuse" is more serious. Xiao true to the original photos of wife under pressure in Leifeng Pagoda, and can be no two days, it was a wife discovered. Have been educated meal did not say and his wife also his picture pressure in the tower, this next named Xiao Liu, however, "can not stand up in eternity."
【Men and women】
Colleagues m Miss is nearsighted may be traveling to the United States this does not wear glasses, sudden, a lot of jokes.
On that day, we Taihu yuantouzhu tour. At rest, m Miss Qu Letang bathroom. Colleague Miss Wei also followed walked toward the bathroom. Miss Wei into the bathroom can wait after the trace has not been found in Miss meters. Miss the original m actually wrong signs, walked into the male (who was then the men's room empty). Miss meters out from the men's room, etc., just hit Miss Wei came out from women's room, the two's very surprised, almost in one voice asked the other: "how do you come out from that door?"
【Little Red Riding Hood】
Pro go to the South before the tour for everyone made a Little Red Riding Hood. Available at the South, the male comrades Heat intolerance, fear of affecting lesbians beautiful, the whole regiment more than 20 people, only faster, Wang retired teacher who was wearing a Little Red Riding Hood.
When visiting the Garden in Suzhou, our team moving forward, next to have a team of the team walked past wearing a Little Red Riding Hood. They had left from our side the past, the team guides his sudden return to the body, the burst into our ranks, one grabbed Master Wang said: "how do you go to someone ranks, and if get lost, I am on what to find you going? "These are where with where ah.
Source: Beijing Morning News