Hainan Tai Jie Mi
(Preface: I would like to send this article who had been to, never been, or are preparing to go to Hainan's friends!)
Blue sky, white clouds, golden sandy beaches, green oceans, atmosphere million species of palm trees ... constitute in my mind the beautiful Hainan Island. Nest in Chengdu, a corner of the window to see dark sky, and at any time there may be a substantial cooling of the weather, to imagine himself wearing a jacket shorts, lying on the beach, cozy look like ... I do not hesitate to pick up the phone ... OK, Let's go!
AD February 18, 2004, Wednesday, overcast, I embarked on a premeditated old sister had just two days journey of Hainan.
The aircraft touched down in the darkness, stepped into the Phoenix airport, immediately smell the taste of the summer, revive a feeling of coconut trees, actually the same as the banyan tree in Chengdu are all over the street and give the city added a touch of tropical style. Pick up guide (okay, is a man, I do not like the female guides) with enthusiasm to please everyone on the bus, arrange hotel, then back to our respective rooms, bath, rest, ready to meet the challenges of the next day (which proved really The challenge, challenging the limits of money!).
February 19, 8:00 to proceed to the large and small the East China Sea. To the later discovered, What kind of sea-ah? ! Is too small, too dirty! In fact, this is a place to dive at their own expense, young people choose to coral reef diving, 280 yuan / person, reportedly can dive 10 meters, and marine animals, with the tour; the elderly can take the semi-submarine, 180 yuan / person, down 5 meters view of tropical fish. Single Look at "sea", gray non-slip marsh, and I do not see the Han to determine what the ocean floor. Two hours later, diving back, asked how they feel, the answer is invariably "may!." Old girl asked me, it can be Shazi mean incorrect? I replied, you can not see that Shazi also! Facts have proved that, my answer is correct, young people can not afford due to underwater pressure, the sound of less than 10 meters on the ears; elderly people sitting in the submarine, perhaps dim eyes, perhaps the water was too dark, as if see a few with a pattern of something like a fish in the swim ... (Small Love Tip: Diving is not blind, if indeed prefer, you can choose where visibility is good, such as the third day Wuzhizhou.)
After lunch, go to Luhuitou. But 100 high, 80 meters of a hill, sitting tourist vehicles to be 30 yuan / person, we chose to climb at ease, less than half an hour to reach the summit. In addition to the statue of the hill A Hei Ge is the list of Sanya's panorama, being insipid! Down the mountains by car, visit the Pearl Hall, Crystal Hall, and then tea. Travel, in addition to one thing, I would not buy anything, and that is tea. (Small Love Tip: buy tea in designated areas, do not be freeloaders, went on the market to buy, where 90% of the tea are false.) We bought a kind of local tea, 60 yuan is not cheap, But tea is a wonderful experience to see young girl skillfully wash tea tea, tea, his face is always wearing a smile looked very comfortable, next to the man's tongue, this Chahe up is sweet! I do! He drank the famous Kudingcha!
Tea came out of a specialty supermarket, Hainan's easy to come out into the supermarket is difficult to see the original does not want to buy what one can do, I did not realize the maze into the supermarket, like follow-up, in which a full turn of the 10 minutes before transferring to out. Supermarkets only one import, an export, you go in the future must be based on the provisions of his line of advance, the so-called lines, that is, basketball court, such a large room filled with piles of merchandise, according to "S"-type display, visitors have also followed the "S "type forward. So you go halfway, walk, only to find there is a long long way in front, behind it, mighty team is open to ... (Small Love Tip: the elderly to be careful to switch halo, and mentally prepared as you have just turned a corner when the young girl will be the next regional sales suddenly jump in front of you, Die Die began her broadcast.)
After dinner (meals are extremely difficult to swallow, remember hot pot, deeply miss!), Back to the hotel, we began a nightmare ---- guide us to Jiaoqian! What is money? The project at their own expense money. After some argument, I understand: when the Committee consists of the 1230 pay each of us is to travel agencies in Chengdu, while the round-trip airfare is 1160 / person on the plane and I are still feeling the old girl, should travel agencies earn a each of us 70? Tickets are already four fold, it is impossible to maintain any kind of discount, and travel agents to control our food, housing, transportation, but also must manage part of the scenic area of the tickets, 70 of money possible? Some common sense people will understand that this one will certainly be a fraud, but ... but ... how do we do on such a silly? ! Chengdu travel is to pack our mission here in Hainan, which earned 70 Chengdu travel agents, all packaged over, Hainan travel agents do not receive a penny, they would let us free ride, white housing, white to play, Of course, conditions, conditions that --- today, we already have all publicly funded attractions comes to an end, and after three days we need to play at their own expense to pay the money. Everyone feels cheated, it was said to complain about, tour guide "goodwill" to remind us look at the words on the itinerary, "the above itinerary is for reference only, actual travel arrangements for the local tour guides shall prevail!" Days! He arranged for us all, after three days at their own expense! If we choose not to play at their own expense item, then live in what? What to eat? What is sitting? Hainan Travel Agency will make you do not spend a penny to live such thing as white do? No! Totally unfamiliar, the tour guides and drivers are bruiser (this time, I suddenly felt a good tour guide or a woman), if insists on not to compromise, I do not doubt that they will throw us on the streets. What? Back? Some have begun arguing that the same team. "I go back What's that? How do you go back ah? Tickets is to buy round-trip, three days after it took off." Guide impatiently said (I really hated that moment his face, talked and laughed during the day did not feel the time how He hated it so? Devil's advocate!). In fact, he switched to a thought, to Hainan only one day, what kind of beach I have not seen it, if Jiaoliao Qian, not only sent three days after the trip, the key is --- will not be thrown out of thiophene. I think a lot of people do think this way, more people began to fish out a little. The first is to Chengdu, the court pays for a pair of retired cadres, exasperating is that they dig also his mouth while "more than 400 a person, not that expensive Well, my son spent the Spring Festival come to Hainan to do five more than 1000! Us sub-Hua Delai, really! "(I really wanted to bian him!) has nine counties from Chengdu to retired workers (for the time being, said they are" Gang of 9 "), see Mo Yang rustic, and claims that have not brought it out much money, refused to pay, I was very impressed. Until we return to the room bathed, and they also lobby with the guide 9 theory ... lying in bed, angry old girl to death as he says this trip to Shui Po, and finished in less than enjoyable, but also called to tell friends, grievances to die. I comforted her, rest assured that today Jiao Qian, and that is let's enjoy life a few days after a date! (Small Love Hint: not that money Well, these few years away from home have also gained some experience, failing must not excited, when necessary, is one word: throwing money!)
February 20, floating white clouds clear blue skies, guides our money like the summer also face the coconut tree is called the brilliant one! The day of service that is with a star, and care for the young, civilized language, smiling service, not like the fall. Day tour is Wuzhizhou, it is a development of the central sea island, a former military island, so a good resource conservation land. I saw the real beauty of the sea, the kind of aquamarine waters, visibility into the sea for 5 meters, the sand around the shell and coral ... if not swimming, lying on beach chairs on the rest, blowing cool sea breeze, but also a pleasure . Old sister just to say, "really gave the money see the light of" we are all asleep ... until the evening sunset twilight sprinkled on the bits and pieces of the sea, we leave the island by boat. There was a moment boat into the sea of the Central Bank, in addition to water, surrounded not see anything, we suddenly all was silent, and shook the power of the sea that we only hear sound from the engine in the Dodo. Half an hour later, we returned to port. He lived in a beach that night, a four-star hotel, opened just last month, the room with a balcony, and even more delicious meals have become. Eaten with rice, take two steps is the sea, the sea at night has become roaring uneasy half high individual waves. "9 man gang" sitting on the beach, saying that the day with a smile in the past, talking about his children and grandchildren, the darkness, I could not see their facial expressions, walk a longer distance and you still hear the laughter, looked back, the moonlight was sprinkled on the their hands, and put into the shadow on the beach, behind a string of footprints. Old girl on the balcony when the clothes to dry, and found the hotel's swimming pool, which, under her happy bad, the reminders I hurried panic to quickly change clothes, and she was early in the set of two sections of her change into swimsuits, etc. with the. Covered with towels, barefoot, disheveled across a mahjong room, a table tennis room, two Kaishui Fang, and a total station, on the way met a number of tourists, we came to the pool. Water is warm, the swim up and very comfortable, the stars and the moon on his head. When leaning against the shore break, the old girl told me "do not want to go back," I want to bian person. (Small Love Tip: When they leave travel is very hard, but it is very important to maintain a happy mood, or else why bother to go out we do?)
February 21, the weather is still sunny, but for us it is gloomy day. With yesterday's good mood, everyone with great expectations preparing to go into new fighting, until the big bar handlebar us to the "Southeast Asian style garden." Returned Overseas Chinese is said to be built in a park, the park district has a variety of subjects, including lead, led, we have entered the "cock-fighting field." A bedroom-sized room, the platform closed faster hair completely fall out of the two fighting cocks, the host to introduce Vietnam's cock-fighting and cock-fighting in Thailand who is worse then what? And to indicate the side of the bet Taiwan tourists bet dozens, Hyakuhachi yuan. Start of the race, and that is a good three out of five wins, in Thailand by the Vietnamese chicken bucket chicken to step down after the beginning of the second game, the host suddenly announced the end cockfighting. Probably is to look at our group do not meet the bar, surprise, no one bet, do not let the chicken bucket it, is not it? (Who would be taken in it? Lost their money owned by him, and won to send you a small gift. Lame hoax.) I see the door of the nursery dressed tourists, loudly clamoring to buy something, annoying. But I never dreamed of reason "9 Gang," where there are as many 2 person (man) bought a young girl to sell the entrance of "Yuanyang Sleeping Pills", 18 dollars a hey, cheap!
The next one wherever he goes, and we was invited to the yurt, I wonder, and Mongolians are Chinese? Two Mongolian girls, warm to you please seat, put on each face of yak butter tea, barley and cheese, along with fellow passionate singing, dancing girls. With the experience of a few days ago, we all know what this world no such thing, every place, we first thought was how he cheated our money. The girls have begun to ask everyone to sample, no one move, they continued to dance, and he asks. In the girls tell you only need five times the money, the old girl has finally take the lead in drinking, in her words, "You do not drink, they do not know we've got a long time Oh!" I did not drink, afraid of diarrhea. That wherever he goes, the Mongols income 30 yuan.
We would like to go out, and boring, but the garden, like shape with the supermarket, you have to follow the inner derivation and move on. We are very angry, and air guide took us to the ghost place, we discussed the good, no matter what the following areas, we are determined to unite and not dig a penny! Mo Yang came to a temple building, each issued an incense, he will tell you is free, then a monk collar Jinmiao. Led to my mid-twenties was a young monk, he taught me first dipped in oil, then incense, make a wish, Buddha, but I clearly found his eyes did not even take a look at a body to the Buddha, but to me features a move to sweep to sweep, but also kept whispering, "Donor come ah?" "How old are you?" "benefactor must have Fanxin Shi, burning incense column high bar, not expensive, only 200 ..." I ... I hate ah! Indecent his pair in a dark room, eyes shining with light, two hands were covered with Sengfu are not fit, so I think it may be out at any time to touch one on me, let me feel like vomiting! It was also pays for dozens or even hundreds, are elderly, they think the money donated will be sent to the Buddha's hands. Old girl said that these liars, or took some thinking, at all levels of people are taken into consideration, and I agree.
Wherever he goes, the last one, Daoshanhuohai. It was barefoot in a tree height of Tachiyama shuttling back and forth (which is where the overseas Chinese?), I see very clearly that there are half a thumb knife foot thick, not to mention him, for I dared to step on up! Come again we finished a smaller, more dark room, into the future, I found the door had been shut. House eerie, a strange priests dressed in practice, the mouth mutter prayers, shouted a few words from time to time, chilling. The stove burning a red thing, like iron, but also like a stone. Master wants everyone to burn incense sticks per person, free of charge, and then take a sheet of paper went to shoot that red thing is the so-called over-the flames, your sins can be eliminated, of course, to give you the money. No one would dare, so the Master cried: "The second guest you come!" This is discovered that what I do not know, our ranks had been infiltrated by a visitor dressed middle-aged woman, is summoned to her. She saw hundreds of times to come to front, take a sheet of paper, film look, dropped 200 money, and leave. Our team began somewhat disorganized, and Master ferocious, growled loudly, as if we should shoot anyone who is not the same as torture. Panic, I pulled the old-mei Wang Menkou rushed, there are middle-aged men to prevent us from being opened ... I single-handedly put down after that, someone was knocked out of the bamboo bars, 130, is a mother and daughter, 80-year-old old mother Paobu Dong.
Back to the car, we had strong views, tour guides are not silent. He certainly would like to, you do not fish out a little, no one would dare to how you like. Yes ah, out of trouble tours have a responsible, all of the money, are voluntarily dig our own, the gang of swindlers is to seize this kind of psychological tourists. (Small Love Tip: This time visitors should bear in mind that crook tricks strange, but money is our own, and cover their good, do not be afraid, they dare not how the.)
PM to visit indigenous tribes, "Baishi Ling." I do not believe that there are savages, and Savage are all over the world Qu Qu countable, you have such a primitive tribe of Hainan Island? Tour guide in the car started to give us a safety lesson, saying that the mountain savages is simply not valid Chinese language, we must not rashly forward, or else have been savage to catch the go, even he could not save. I disdained to scare the people! On the mountain, which also began to guide attention to our emphasis on security matters, said the men met with is called "Ali", met woman known as "Abu", "hello" how to say "goodbye" how to say, etc. , etc. In addition is best not to talk nonsense. We are laughing and joking way into the mountains, and the way the old girl is still under discussion and I do not wear clothes to wear Savage problem. Mountain increasingly narrow, two people walking side by side, there were some difficulties. Woods, a cave where the grass from time to time heard a strange sound came a cold-called a Savage, put everyone scared scream out loud! See clearly, is not Chuanliaoyifu the Savage, the skin is very black, young adults. A nod to a certain way, we walked gingerly from his side. Good luck the old girl had just walked beside Savage, he suddenly pointed at her with a wooden stick, roared at the "Abu! Abu! Abu!" We have a burst of screaming and scared. To escape and rushed forward run came to an open space. Gathered here, a dozen savages, there are men and women. While inside the guide give us savages living life, again a few savages, very big and tall men (in fact, looks are just fine to see, I think it was selected), the woman is very robust, a time we were surrounded by up . "Ali" were greeted with beautiful women everywhere tourists, "Abu" who were in the young male visitors to the bottom on the photograph, a smiling look. Savage give each of us has his head set in a grass ring, inside the guide explained that it is bearing the honored guest of the valley, are free to take pictures. A group of savages around us, issued a strange sound, but as long as we hand in five of money, they can become somebody, and the key is, you can go out from the circle. Some of the old girl and I fear, if you do not buy it, Savage will not be angry and caught us go? In fact, when we come out and found others "Gang of 9" no purchase, and were not taken away, I am even more convinced. Move forward, there is Ono, who greeted visitors with the girl on the roadside, holding her own to do Baba, indicating the tourists taste, there are really curious product of a product (in fact, that is to bite a small mouth), Ono, people would immediately reveal an even more brilliant smile, holding out three fingers, hands you "eat it, three!" Burongfenshui, immediately pays for, Who told you to eat it! Wherever he goes into one, how is Daoshanhuohai? However, Savage's show is a bit funny, he climbed to the jian, the drum earthquake, telling us that he wants to jump, while the following is a pit covered with broken glass, audience holds its breath, the results of drums on several occasions King , he climbed down, visitors laughed. Red-hot iron, Savage sandwiched with pincers circling week, telling tourists is true, behind and took a Ono, who is also sandwiched iron. Several young female tourists walked around, Ono soon as a sudden roar, his iron clip away at the legs of tourists, we screamed ... quickly roared with laughter, that he is an ordinary piece of marble ! Big Savage began to show us the tongue of effort Tim iron, the audience warmly applauded. Moderator said, to invite a lady came to power to help the show, all the female tourists hung his head, the old girl also head of the grass ring energetically pulled down. A result, we have ten members of groups or have been selected (Small Love Tip: By Savage Valley girls do not dress too exposed, "Ali," are basically taken a fancy kind of). On stage, Savage big beautiful women to express the admiration, and even take off his ring, set in her hands, the host said that this was to marry him, scared young lady Huarong pale, almost say that its own is the fact that the Oscar-winning friend. Savage angry, ready to beat her head with a stick, she was quite takes numerous, and closed her eyes ... the last wild man still could not bear a signal to her with a stick a few broken beer bottles, and then wild people dancing on broken glass. The audience applauded, the middle of a basket put the money, I saw inside 50,20,10 block money, a lot of visitors start pouring money puts inside. Savage final to watch a dance, but fortunately, did not call throwing money, dance is also really exciting, torches to drill in the Savage pants to fall in., male visitors were kept highly applauded, I think they'd love Shaoqi Come on down ... The road is safe, but we are still worried about hiding in the shadows of the Savage. Cable car ride down the mountain, opposite the two small group up near the red greet us, "Abu! Abu!", My God! It is obvious that two wearing jeans, a T-shirt sleeve, down the mountain to test the waters, "Ali," Well! Older sister told me that in the mountains is "A force" catch-up time, it is not fear us, but those old ladies, They leak called, cruelly scared. Old girl drink water, with disdain, said: "know that they were afraid Shazi Oh?" Yes ah, they were afraid Shazi incorrect? !
Back to the hotel, a hot springs bath downstairs at night, we talked about the day's itinerary, really angry and amused. Old girl began going to be head, does it mean Mongolia tea really the problem? I said that would not frighten the bar was Savage. (Small Love Tip: This is the day the program is basically boring, can be omitted.)
February 21, the last day, or good weather. Morning, visited the Tropical Botanical Garden, tour the "Dongshan Ling," took this a sign in the mountains, the monks again makes me damn high burn incense, then angrily threw it signed. (Small Love Hint: In both locations, there is no attraction and not worth mentioning.) Afternoon to Yalong Bay, Yalong Bay, said the "Oriental Hawaii", though a bit exaggerated, but there is indeed a beautiful beach, and is a natural formed a very soft tread up. It was bailed out at sea, if someone holds a motorcycle with one of leisure taste. In fact, another feature of Yalong Bay, it should be counted lined with luxury hotels. Here are mostly four-star five-star hotel, and also have private villas, staying mostly on vacation over the rich, they do not like we do every day is speeding up the child, they just need to rest, swim, sun, flower money, then fly back.
The evening several of us young people, freedom of movement to find a Sichuan Museum, when fellow-five days eating the most delicious meals, the stomach stays round, and calculate the per capita share of 10 only money, hate tour guides, why each of days not to eat here! As night fell, handlebars us to the airport, guided tours Station finished the last one post to help us for a good boarding pass, exhorted the way we are careful, good-bye to leave. 11 o'clock that night I heard that they wanted to go to Haikou airport pick-up, this will start a new round of work, can not help but have some sympathy for them, tour guides bowl of rice is not tasty, really. No wonder that China is an individual with a human face.
The aircraft left the Sanya, look down from the cabin, in addition to street lights, I do not see the sea, do not see many of the numerous hotels, and then further on, we could see nothing of. Close your eyes, mind becomes calm, tell yourself: will soon be home and going further away, or want to go back. Two hours later, the aircraft stopped at the Shuangliu Airport, out the door only to find, Chengdu actually in the rain, a thick pair of jeans seem to have a little rain could not withstand the cold. Home, lying in a warm blanket, I obviously fell asleep, my mind was full of rosy blue sea ...
(Postscript: the road of course more than these, there are beautiful spots, but also throat's tricks. In the tourist with the consultation on the table, there is a column "You will come to Hainan do? Probably within a few years?" Old girl let me fill in the "will. within two years." Although I am accused her mouth cheap leather, but still faithfully filled. That is why the trip to Hainan, there are so many unhappy, but still there are so many people to go . (Small Love Tip: go to Hainan, free people can choose to enjoy the discount airline tickets and hotel, as did the rich, have a swim, sun, put relaxation, it is not necessary Staff Committee!))
Author: dxiaoai
