Remember! Never go to Xishuangbanna! This is what I wish to make opening remarks and using vacation time and some money in exchange for the lesson, of course, if you want the ugly side of human nature to understand more, we might go to walk around, where the geographical periphery of China, from the human point of view speaking, the same marginalized as ever.
Xishuangbanna has returned from a two-month period, and I always wanted to do a little graffiti, my feelings tell good people, but has yet to write, because every time recalled the experience of those days, most people in state of mind difficult to Ping, Lu Xun said, "really brave and dare to face the bleak life," but to see the ugly human nature so prevalent in Xishuangbanna, I am still shocked.
After returning home, finally a kind of feeling relieved, would the relaxed than a few words can say clear. Because in Xishuangbanna leisure activities along the way, throughout the tour and many locals enjoy a shameless and cunning, especially in the China-Burma border, almost to extremes. I do not want to waste any more ink on this, because some tour guides all over a little trick that may be similar, if this seems surprising hand, I have never seen the world's generation, and I just want to put in the Sino-Burmese border, a strange experience to speak to you to listen, eyes of the beholder, the wise see the chi!
Morning, 7:30 from the capital city of Jinghong in Xishuangbanna, proceed to the China-Burma border to go through almost four hours of bumpy - even worse, along the way who coquettish female tour guides seem to have had a little "work ethic", in order so that we will not be due to too far away and go crazy, but also be selling effort. Although it does not have much culture to speak of, but one thing some attractions, that is, dirty jokes a big basket. For example ask, "eunuchs favorite and least favorite song what is?" Watching tourists look of confusion, she would proud to tell you, the most like "Keep the Roots", the most do not like, "Yi Jianmei (No)." ... ...
Finally arrived at the China-Burma border before noon, we had been trapped hungry intertwined, but the guide does not take everyone to eat lunch, but should first were brought to a jade shop in the lobby, and then disappeared. Before long, the other one claimed to be receiving our little girl appeared, saying that this room is specially arranged for everyone to rest, and then you "kind" to guide some, indicating that Myanmar is a military controlled country, everything must be careful Otherwise, how how capacity has been shut water dungeon, so you immediately feel that there is no security at all, should not come to regret this Badlands. Are the forward, who had joked a little girl, tell your local there are Chinese four big families, namely, Shanghai, Heilongjiang, people, person, Hebei and so on - of course, in the end is what the people are not important, important is that in this One must have for your hometown (in the tour guide use your ID card for hotel rooms when they would have a clear picture), if something happens in Myanmar, you just say, "You dared to touch me, but I *** people, "someone to give you a natural face. At this point, with my fellow playmate who has been a little bit excited, because they are just people in Hebei Province Communications Department, as well as two Beijing Traffic ---- Later I wanted to, when they must for their own as a Hebei person feel extremely honored just to mention the last of a heart back into the inside of the stomach.
The Hebei tourists are rushing to the little girl that we are Hebei, we are Hebei, directors, and that little girl will be very complementary to pretend surprise "would not it, you will not hear me say that there Hebei, Hebei people who say that they are . " The hall has a head the Department of the poor have come up with comrades face identity card, work permit for her, the little girl smiling and guessed at once, "Oh, so clever, and just Hebei family, our eldest son to collect rent, knowing the villagers come to a certain very pleased, and so I'll give you introductions about. " Time soon, an elated young man walked into the room, extremely affectionately shook hands with everyone greeting the guests Luozuo, the eldest son of the first Zibaojiamen surname very name of who is at home in a certain way, then the KMT's Father What generals, settled in Myanmar after the defeat, and now under the name of the number of real estate, today to this past is, to collect rent, because the Sino-Burmese border, almost all real estate is their home ---- with distinction from real people Respect! Next, small talk, cotton, and to remind you to buy anything in Myanmar should not - because there is no genuine product. Talking, magic show, like a jade, to sell you, ha ha! Did not expect it, the son of the four big families really are approachable, friendly and spoke to us to sell jade. And to assure you, if want to buy, you can shop in this jade buy owner rent my house, we will play a minimum discount.
The store owner took a lot of the pendant lost no time in existence, the eldest son raise his voice say, "How much you this pendant?" The boss who turned a pair of greedy Shumu cheek to say "12000." "What?" Duke has done so surprised, "It's a few to all my fellow, 1,500 yuan, it's that set the." Boss Kusangzhuolian said, "That I really want to loss dead." Eldest son said, "Well, well, the next to go Myanmar purchase, tariffs, wrapped in me today, this way, and 1,500 yuan a pair." From 12000-1500 yuan, how much of a gap! This group of tourists in addition to my girlfriend almost entirely outside the Hebei people, divergent copies or even bankruptcy, when the shop owner some money, I saw that his face had been unable to suppress a smile and the eyes of the injection of the greedy eyes.
Closing of the transaction, our guide was unwittingly appeared in front of us, with us to dinner, perhaps because it took a lot of rebates, tour guides face permeated with a warm smile, and give everyone an unprecedented addition of a few vegetables, eaten dinner, I went in front guides asked why she did not directly take us over for dinner, but why are the first shop in Qu Najia Jade sat so long, she was looking for excuses to hum and haw to his girlfriend over me Zhuaidao Off to one side, saying that they are willing to be taken in off you what to do. Yes ah, away from home or less trouble to yourself can be Provincial Communications Department, the Beijing Ministry of Communications of the people still so mentally handicapped, not help sadly, the most exasperating woman who had been cheated after the Beijing Ministry of Communications is also grateful to ground of whom the eldest son said, "Today, thanks to the experience to you "---- I finally understand what it meant to" people who are selling would also assist in money "!
Transit after the country went to Myanmar's jade shop, one out, accompanied by a number of Hebei, who face a completely different world, because the same thing where they only sell to a 200-300 RMB. At this point came to understand why the tour guides 1000 exhorted 10000 instructed not to buy jade in Myanmar, because she was the only place recommended to be "fair trade, such as the false non-replacement"! ----- Forget the past, my suggestion, never go to Xishuangbanna, of course, if you want the ugly side of human nature have more understanding, may also wish to go and see, only a little less ---- yuan.
Author: cndlwy
